Dowd on Creationism
I'm not a big fan of New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd, but her column today makes some good points. She achieves the proper tone of contempt for creationists:
Nipples may be biologically de trop for men, an “expert” on the site notes, but that doesn't mean they resulted from natural selection. They could just as well be a decorating feature of the Creator's (like a hood ornament). Who are we to question His designs, since we cannot presume to comprehend His mind?
The virtual tour of the museum, to be built in rural Kentucky, says its exhibits will explain many such mysteries, like the claim that T. rex lurked around Adam and Eve - “That's the terror that Adam's sin unleashed!” - and how “Noah and his family survive 371 days alone on an animal-filled boat” (“a real 'Survivor' story”).
The philosophy of the Creation Museum, part of the “Answers in Genesis” ministry, is summed up this way: “The imprint of the Creator is all around us. And the Bible's clear - heaven and earth in six 24-hour days, earth before sun, birds before lizards. Other surprises are just around the corner. Adam and apes share the same birthday. The first man walked with dinosaurs and named them all! God's Word is true, or evolution is true. No millions of years. There's no room for compromise.”
Personally, I've decided to stop evolving. No point, really. Evolution is so 20th century.